lychgate:

no way guys

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

excellent answers, thank u friends

inbox:

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

idk

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

david-john-mcdonald:

thedailytennant:

you know you’ve made the most of your life when you can fanboy over yourself

why is he so perfect?

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

im gonna start this damngay roundass thing all you wild and crazy hooligans is talking bout

not tonight though probably tomorrow its too late to do it now

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Lil B is the sun
-William Shakespeare

adeptoargentum:

lil b cooks a turkey

thank you baste god

songofacagedbird:

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